Craigmac1989

tits-mcgeek:

“Better sexy and racy than sexist and racist.”
I love you. You were the best Oscar Wilde besides the man himself.

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05/25/13

tastefullyoffensive:

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05/25/13

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05/25/13

cutieringtail:

falmyrion:

queerpong:

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

You’re*

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05/25/13

Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels

05/25/13

everything-creative:

A great idea to connect the future with the past, seal your digital secrets with an old-school wax-sealing. The Top secret usb.

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05/25/13

tastefullyoffensive:

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05/25/13

lifehatesmeee:

Why blaze it when you can glaze it

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05/25/13

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One failed attempt at a shoe bomb and we all have to take off our shoes at the airport. Thirty one school shootings since Columbine and no change in the regulation of guns.

John Oliver (via azspot)

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05/25/13