• News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
  • News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
  • Britain: wat.
  • News in America: Man throws intestines at police
  • Britain: wat
  • News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
  • News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
  • Britain: Shit Canada.
  • America: You fucked up.
prestonhymas:

If you look up “buzz-killing cunt” in the dictionary…

prestonhymas:

If you look up “buzz-killing cunt” in the dictionary…

(via ajuoy)

Final Exams

ilovecharts:

I think some of you college students are familiar with these, so here’s a reminder on how much you really need to study.

otlgaming:

MARIO, YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER AQUARIUM?!?!

Reddittor jennyleighb posted video and these photos of her roomate’s 55 gallon aquarium that’s been customized with a LEGO Super Mario Bros. level.  Here’s a link to more photos showing the progession of the build.

(via wilwheaton)

suckthislemon:

The Walk Of Faith is a glass walkway built off the side of a cliff 1,430 meters in the air. This 60 meter long walk is not meant for the faint of heart.

The path is located on Tianmen Mountain in China’s Tianmen Mountain National Forest Park. Would you be brave enough to take the Walk of Faith?


The difference between bees and wasps.

  • Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
  • Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
ilovecharts:

Here’s a really interesting photo, an intern from Facebook wanted to examine the locality of friendships, pulling some data from Facebook he created this image. What’s incredible is that lines don’t represent coasts or rivers or political borders, but real human relationships. Each line is a friendship between two people, and with enough information these friendships give us a surprisingly accurate map of the world, minus Russia, apparently Facebook isn’t too big over there. 
You can read more about how it was made here. Also here is the High Res Version.

ilovecharts:

Here’s a really interesting photo, an intern from Facebook wanted to examine the locality of friendships, pulling some data from Facebook he created this image. What’s incredible is that lines don’t represent coasts or rivers or political borders, but real human relationships. Each line is a friendship between two people, and with enough information these friendships give us a surprisingly accurate map of the world, minus Russia, apparently Facebook isn’t too big over there. 

You can read more about how it was made here. Also here is the High Res Version.

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